Appraisal Term That You Must Know

Appraisal Term	Meaning
Average Employee	Not that bright
Exceptionally Well Qualified	Made no major blunders yet
Active Socially	Drinks a lot
Character Above Reproach	Still one step ahead of the law
Quick Thinking	Offers plausible excuses
Careful Thinker	Won’t make a decision
Plans for advancement	Buys drinks for all the boys/girls
Uses Logic on Difficult jobs	Gets someone else to do it
Expresses Themselves Well	Speaks English
Meticulous Attention to Detail	A nit picker
Has Leadership Qualities	Has a loud voice
Exceptionally Good Judgment	Lucky
Keen Sense of Humour	Knows a lot of dirty jokes
Career Minded	Back Stabber
Of Great Value to the Organisation	Gets to work on time
Relaxed Attitude	Sleeps at desk
Independent Worker	Nobody knows what he/she does
Loyal	Can’t get a job anywhere else

Can’t get through
Customer: “I’ve been ringing your call centre on 0700 2300 for two days and can’t get through to enquiries, can you help?”
Operator: “Where did you get that number from, sir?”
Customer: “It was on the door to the travel centre.”
Operator: “Sir, they are our opening hours

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