| Appraisal Term | Meaning |
|---|---|
| Average Employee | Not that bright |
| Exceptionally Well Qualified | Made no major blunders yet |
| Active Socially | Drinks a lot |
| Character Above Reproach | Still one step ahead of the law |
| Quick Thinking | Offers plausible excuses |
| Careful Thinker | Won’t make a decision |
| Plans for advancement | Buys drinks for all the boys/girls |
| Uses Logic on Difficult jobs | Gets someone else to do it |
| Expresses Themselves Well | Speaks English |
| Meticulous Attention to Detail | A nit picker |
| Has Leadership Qualities | Has a loud voice |
| Exceptionally Good Judgment | Lucky |
| Keen Sense of Humour | Knows a lot of dirty jokes |
| Career Minded | Back Stabber |
| Of Great Value to the Organisation | Gets to work on time |
| Relaxed Attitude | Sleeps at desk |
| Independent Worker | Nobody knows what he/she does |
| Loyal | Can’t get a job anywhere else |
Customer: “I’ve been ringing your call centre on 0700 2300 for two days and can’t get through to enquiries, can you help?”
Operator: “Where did you get that number from, sir?”
Customer: “It was on the door to the travel centre.”
Operator: “Sir, they are our opening hours
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