Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?".
Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".
Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".
Joke #2
CS: Thank you for calling... this is Candy, how may I help you?
Cust: What did you say your name was... Mandy?
CS: No, sir, it's Candy...
Cust: Sorry, can't hear ya... didja say Mandy?
CS: No, sir.. Candy, sir... Candy... as in Storck!!!
(oohhh... now I get it!!!)
I took this call in a cellular phone call center.
Caller: I can't make outbound calls on my cell phone.
Rep: Do you have the phone with you?
Caller: Yes, I'm talking on it right now.
Rep: The phone is working just fine. You just called me.
The embarrassed caller quickly hung up.
Joke #4
Agent: Thank you for contacting <Company> about your wireless service, my name is Christina, how can we help today?
Customer: I get free mobile to mobile calling on my current plan but I am getting charged for mobile to mobile calls.
Agent: Well ok, can I get the numbers you’re dialing so I can check them in my system?
* Customer provides me with the numbers and I check them to see if they are of
the same service provider to qualify as “mobile to mobile” *
Agent: Well there is the problem Ma'am, these numbers are from a different service provider and therefore do not qualify for mobile to mobile.
Customer: But they’re my neighbours!!
Agent: Yes, but your neighbors are not one of our customers.
Customer: But they’re in a MOBILE HOME!!
Agent: Well there is the problem Ma'am, these numbers are from a different service provider and therefore do not qualify for mobile to mobile.
Customer: But they’re my neighbours!!
Agent: Yes, but your neighbors are not one of our customers.
Customer: But they’re in a MOBILE HOME!!
Funny things can be fun no matter where we ARE... but if you want a serious and quality service, rely on TOP Outsourcing Company.
Resources:
The Phone Phunnies
The Mouse Potato
